I'm just like every other guy in the world - My priority list begins with girls and getting rich... Except that today my girls are my wife and daughter, and I earn a living as a high school science teacher. Now, I'm also getting into the shirt business. You see, once upon a time, while teaching a lesson on the mole, it dawned on me how many of my students were wearing t-shirts. Even more surprising was the number of shirts that were lame. "I could do better," I thought, and at that moment, in second period chemistry, the idea of Tee Witty Shirt Company was born. (I actually almost named the company "Avogadro's Shirt Co.!")

My mission is to produce unique, clever shirts that make this world a better place, at least by bringing a moment of entertainment to those people who wear them and those who read them. The inspirations for my shirts have come from my personal experiences, classic movies like Napolean Dynamite, obscure movies like Crazy People, music, popular culture, politics, and the Dogg Father himself, Snoop Dogg.

Tee Witty Shirt Co. is owned and operated by me. I have created the shirt designs on my PC, a local business does all of my printing, and Tee Witty's store front is my basement. I even created this website during my lunch period at school. I am the little guy, so you can feel good when you buy and wear one of my shirts!